Feminist, agnostic, aesthete, Australian.
History shows I'll post whatever the heck I feel like and to hell with rhyme or reason. Please drop me a line and feel free to ask me anything. I won't bite!
Meh:
Michelle Williams, Julianna Margulies, Julianne Moore, Mila Kunis, Sofia Vergara, Tina Fey.
If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Michelle Williams. Maybe.
*Yawns*
Kate Winslet, Amy Poehler, Claire Danes, Diana Lane, Frida Pinto, Shailene Woodley.
If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Kate Winslet. Maybe.
I don’t know who you are, but you look alright I guess:
Ariel Winters, Bernice Bejo and Michel Hazanavicius, Julie Bowen, Madeline Stowe, Maria Menounos, Mireile Enos, Morena Bacarin.
If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Bernice Bejo. Maybe.
Aren’t you meant to be a style icon!?
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, Madonna, Nicole Richie, Angelina Jolie.
If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Angelina Jolie. Maybe.
How much are you paying that stylist? part 1:
Sarah Hyland, Jessica Biel, Emma Stone, Dianna Agron, Evan Rachel Wood, Jessica Alba, Katharine McPhee.
If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Sarah Hyland. Maybe.
How much are you paying that stylist? part 2:
Charlize Theron, Rooney Mara, Natalie Portman, Kate Bekinsale, Katharine McPhee.
If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Natalie Portman. Maybe.
*Gags*
Kelly Osbourne, Lea Michelle, Missi Pyle, Piper Perabo, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Zooey Deschanel, Mary J. Blige.
If I was forced to pick the WORST with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Lea Michelle. Maybe.
F*ck Yeah Serious Actresses!
Glenn Close, Helen Mirren, Jodie Foster, Meryl Streep, Tilda Swinton.
If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Tilda Swinton. Maybe.
Red Carpet Win!
So amongst the pathetic crop of red carpet looks I have found a favourite who brought the style, glamour and pizzazz that were sorely lacking tonight. On any night such a sophisticated look would have stolen attention, but with such yawn-inducing competition, Uggie from The Artist, take your bow, you were truly head and shoulders above the competition.
PS Yes Hollywood, a DOG, a DOG. For shame.
PPS That concludes my Golden Globe red carpet coverage for this year. I’d comment on how the actual event went and the winners (which is what the event is about), but free-to-air Australia hasn’t played the GG’s since Ricky Gervais started hosting it (for shame), so I can’t be bothered (but congrats to The Artist).