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Me looking at the Golden Globes Red Carpet pictures:

 

 

Meh:

Michelle Williams, Julianna Margulies, Julianne Moore, Mila Kunis, Sofia Vergara, Tina Fey.

If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Michelle Williams. Maybe.

#Golden Globes #Golden Globes Red Carpet #Julianna Margulies #Julianne Moore #Michelle Williams #Mila Kunis #Red Carpet #Red Carpet Fail #Red Carpet Fashion #Red Carpet criticism #Sofia Vergara #Tina Fey #Meh

*Yawns* 

Kate Winslet, Amy Poehler, Claire Danes, Diana Lane, Frida Pinto, Shailene Woodley.

If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Kate Winslet. Maybe.

#Golden Globes #Golden Globes Red Carpet #Red Carpet #Red Carpet Fashion #Red Carpet criticism #Red Carpet Fail #Amy Poehler #Claire Danes #Kate Winslet #Diana Lane #Frida Pinto #Shailene Woodley #yawns

I don’t know who you are, but you look alright I guess:

Ariel Winters, Bernice Bejo and Michel Hazanavicius, Julie Bowen, Madeline Stowe, Maria Menounos, Mireile Enos, Morena Bacarin.

If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Bernice Bejo. Maybe.

#Ariel Winters #Bernice Bejo #Golden Globes #Golden Globes Red Carpet #Julie Bowen #Madeline Stowe #Maria Menounos #Michel Hazanavicius #Mireille Enos #Morena Baccarin #Red Carpet #Red Carpet Fail #Red Carpet Fashion #Red Carpet criticism #I don't know who you are but you look alright I guess

Aren’t you meant to be a style icon!?

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, Madonna, Nicole Richie, Angelina Jolie.

If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Angelina Jolie. Maybe.

#Golden Globes #Golden Globes Red Carpet #Red Carpet #Red Carpet Fashion #Red Carpet criticism #Red Carpet Fail #Aren't you meant to be a style icon!? #Nicole Kidman #Keith Urban #Madonna #Nicole Richie #Angelina Jolie

How much are you paying that stylist? part 1:

Sarah Hyland, Jessica Biel, Emma Stone, Dianna Agron, Evan Rachel Wood, Jessica Alba, Katharine McPhee.

If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Sarah Hyland. Maybe.

#Dianna Agron #Emma Stone #Evan Rachel Wood #Golden Globes #Golden Globes Red Carpet #How much are you paying that stylist? #Jessica Alba #Jessica Biel #Red Carpet #Red Carpet Fail #Red Carpet Fashion #Red Carpet criticism #Sarah Hyland #stylist

How much are you paying that stylist? part 2:

Charlize Theron, Rooney Mara, Natalie Portman, Kate Bekinsale, Katharine McPhee.

If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Natalie Portman. Maybe.

#Golden Globes #Golden Globes Red Carpet #Red Carpet #Red Carpet Fashion #Red Carpet criticism #Red Carpet Fail #Charlize Theron #Rooney Mara #Natalie Portman #Kate Beckinsale #Katharine Mcphee #How much are you paying that stylist #stylist

*Gags*

Kelly Osbourne, Lea Michelle, Missi Pyle, Piper Perabo, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Zooey Deschanel, Mary J. Blige.

If I was forced to pick the WORST with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Lea Michelle. Maybe.

#Golden Globes #Golden Globes Red Carpet #Red Carpet #Red Carpet Fashion #Red Carpet criticism #Red Carpet Fail #gags #Kelly Osbourne #Mary J. Blige #Lea Michelle #Missi Pyle #Piper Perabo #Reese Witherspoon #Sarah Michelle Gellar #SMG #Zooey Deschanel

F*ck Yeah Serious Actresses!

Glenn Close, Helen Mirren, Jodie Foster, Meryl Streep, Tilda Swinton.

If I was forced to pick a favourite with a gun to my head, I guess I’d go for: Tilda Swinton. Maybe.

#Golden Globes #Golden Globes Red Carpet #Red Carpet #Red Carpet Fashion #Red Carpet criticism #Red Carpet Fail #Glenn Close #Helen Mirren #Tilda Swinton #Jodie Foster #Meryl Streep #serious actresses
This was just pathetic…

I think I feel ill after posting so many boring, fugly and ill-fitting pictures, it’s not right I tell you. Did stylists get together and secretly agree to dress their clients in the most boring clothes they could find? Where’s the glamour, the drama, the beauty?

I am actually quite gobsmacked.  Red carpets have been getting worse these last few years, but usually there are a few good looks to even it all out. But looking through the net tonight it was just blah after blah. God, the only look I can half stomach was Tilda Swinton and Natalie Portman (who was only slightly above her average - that is, so-so, in my opinion).

I think the entire Hollywood community and their stylists has to go away and think about what they’ve done and who’ve they’ve hurt tonight. I’d say something about really bringing it for the Oscars, but after the car crashes I’ve seen tonight I’m just hoping that the Red Carpet Reporter’s Guild goes on strike or something, because this is just sad.

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